Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Mask Maker

Comments from The second(?) Youtube version of Cans Without Labels 6/25/19 6:35pm (thumbs up 92, thumbs down 285, 5265 views, 6/25/19 6:35pm) (thumbs up 50, thumbs down 196 6/25/19 at 9:18AM, 3595 views)

Link was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2er2HhRQ71g

Published on Jun 22, 2019
EAT THE FUCKIN FACE
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Tetsuo Umezawa
Tetsuo Umezawa
1 day ago
It's somehow under- and over-animated at the same time.
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flaco
flaco
21 hours ago
It pretty much switches between the two and it shows
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The Simple Mister Morning
The Simple Mister Morning
6 hours ago
Just like most of krickfalusi work in the last few years, just watch his lame Simpsons gags and see how incosistent his animation is
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Dorafan73'
Dorafan73'
11 hours ago (edited)
Probably it an experimentation for mix of 2D and 3D animation by John K.
Stevonicle
Stevonicle
1 day ago
Kingdom hearts 3 was announced then released during the time he made this. Kek
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Falcovsleon21
Falcovsleon21
1 day ago
I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that John K. is a perfectionist. Because it really shows here. ::sarcasm::
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Joshua Montez
Joshua Montez
6 hours ago
Falcovsleon21 judging from your avatar I suspect you don’t value “perfectionist” animation very much, assuming you know what it is
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Cup Døødles
Cup Døødles
1 day ago
I have never felt so uncomfortable in my life.
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Dark Widow 64
Dark Widow 64
1 day ago
Gonna save this before john removes it
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Cobro
Cobro
1 day ago
People... actually paid for this? And it took 7 years to make!? Some of the animation looks unfinished! There's no restraint. Everything moves without weight.
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Larry Bundy Jr
Larry Bundy Jr
21 hours ago
Vote time people...   Watch this again, or eat the face?
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Aleks
Aleks
1 day ago
God this was so not worth 7 years
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fg
fg
1 day ago
John K. is so obsessed with his psychotic dad.   We all know that George Liquor is supposed to be his dad, right?
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Abdullahi Bouraleh
Abdullahi Bouraleh
22 hours ago
True. And Mike Kricfalusi wasn't a nice father either. He never hugged John during his childhood and called him gay because he wasn't "manly" enough. Confimed by John K himself.
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Allan Buchanan
Allan Buchanan
18 hours ago
@Abdullahi Bouraleh Ah, that excuses John's later behaviour then!
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I Know All
I Know All
8 hours ago
@Abdullahi Bouraleh That's obviously exaggerated, ya sperg.
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Abdullahi Bouraleh
Abdullahi Bouraleh
8 hours ago
@I Know All He said so himself. Are insults necessary?
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I Know All
I Know All
8 hours ago
@Abdullahi Bouraleh I know your autism must inhibit your reading comprehension, but I'll repeat: John clearly exaggerates his Father's behavior in interviews for his work.
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Peep Peep
Peep Peep
12 hours ago
You can tell he was a kid in the 50s and 60s and had one of those tough guy army dads who beat him and expected everything he did to be macho and manly, in some ways it’s sad to see the level of trauma it’s had on him
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I Know All
I Know All
8 hours ago
@Peep Peep What, you mean a real man and Father raising their children? Goodness, those poor kids with real parents, instead of sitting in front of My Little Pony and being pussies.
fg
fg
5 hours ago
John K. seems to admire and resent his father at the same time.  It's very strange.
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Abdullahi Bouraleh
Abdullahi Bouraleh
4 hours ago
​@fg I think John actually loves his father, despite what Mike did to him.
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Magnusson
Magnusson
1 hour ago (edited)
@Abdullahi Bouraleh Pay no attention to (((I Know All))), he's John K.'s pedo lawyer, probably pays John shekels to watch him fuck his own kids.
Hellish Hybrid
Hellish Hybrid
11 hours ago
He's also obsessed with musclebound men in their underwear. Perhaps they're connected?
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fg
fg
3 hours ago (edited)
Come to think of it, the situation reminds me of the movie Freddy Got Fingered.

Tom Green plays an amateur cartoonist in that movie, and he finally finds success when he makes a cartoon about his violent psycho dad beating the shit out of him.
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KillThad
KillThad
22 hours ago
RIP to the one guy who pledged 10 grand towards this.
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kanna -p
kanna -p
5 hours ago
He's still posting on this section lmao
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ADHadh
ADHadh
1 day ago
I hope this is used in animation schools. As a WARNING
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Magnusson
Magnusson
16 hours ago
Should be used in time management courses as a warning on how not to spend 7 years on one project.
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Vexillum Vixen
Vexillum Vixen
1 day ago
ADHadh Amen!
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kanna -p
kanna -p
1 day ago
Alongside CalArts character models
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AlexTheMenace
AlexTheMenace
22 hours ago
@kanna -p That sounds like something John K would say
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I Know All
I Know All
8 hours ago
@AlexTheMenaceHere's one of the spergy witch hunters of the beloved John K.
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kanna -p
kanna -p
22 hours ago
@AlexTheMenace both are horrible tbh
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Joshua Montez
Joshua Montez
7 hours ago
“I can’t draw was well as John K” the post
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Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker
1 day ago (edited)
7 years. $136,723 in Kickstarter money.
By an animator who worked on professional TV shows.
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Third Energy
Third Energy
1 day ago
This took as long to make as Redline.
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depressed cockroach
depressed cockroach
22 hours ago
probably with much more budget as well
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John Hiccup
John Hiccup
1 day ago
Third Energy not even close to being as good as that lmao
kanna -p
kanna -p
1 day ago
Now I'm sad.
Vaughn Rudy
Vaughn Rudy
21 hours ago
George Liquor is like Lightning from final fantasy 13 in that the creator is obsessed with them and keeps pushing them onto us
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James Paul
James Paul
23 hours ago
No sir I don't like it.
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kanna -p
kanna -p
5 hours ago
CALL THE POLICE
Superiorartemis
Superiorartemis
1 day ago
I feel bad for anyone who kickstarted this... I remember even IGN promoted it..
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SneakiestChameleon
SneakiestChameleon
22 hours ago
8:46 Uncle George must've taken the extra time to learn how to slide across the floor like that.
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dead
dead
16 hours ago
Maybe that’s why it took seven years
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blobfish
blobfish
1 day ago
Way too reliant on poor cgi for how long this took, the pacing is way too off, and the animation is just really bad for most of this especially by the end :(
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MaeDay
MaeDay
18 hours ago
Cave Story took less time to make than this. A game made years ago, with more primitive tools. And everything was done by one man. Graphics, music, story, writing. One man, and it was finished in 2 years less than this.
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2017-2019 Sobble sobble シャルル・ブラウン
2017-2019 Sobble sobble シャルル・ブラウン
21 hours ago
I have never been so sick to my stomach before
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kanna -p
kanna -p
1 day ago
This was kickstarted. People paid money for this to be finished.
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DapperPlayz
DapperPlayz
1 day ago
Thanks for this, but this was not worth 7 years.
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Matthew Parrish
Matthew Parrish
18 hours ago
whats up with the constantly changing audio quality
it changes like every other line from sounding like a telephone call to sounding not much better.
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Sam K
Sam K
1 day ago
Animation was decent in a very few select scenes. Other than that, the storyline sucked and I’m surprised this creep took 7 years to make it and even released it in the end.
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depressed cockroach
depressed cockroach
22 hours ago
yeah 1:48 and 3:59 were good, other than that it's so underanimated and cheap
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Abdullahi Bouraleh
Abdullahi Bouraleh
22 hours ago
I personally like the storyline. Better than any story from Adult Party Cartoon.
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Nigralurker
Nigralurker
19 hours ago
Truly the Tex Avery of our time and not some washup that was trash binned by every major cartoon television broadcaster due to taking forever to make something.
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Marcelo R. Bottaro
Marcelo R. Bottaro
1 day ago
My God, THIS Took 7 years? I’ve seen better cartoon shorts and movies that took time and care with a story and not rely Only on Gross Out Humor.
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samzilla567
samzilla567
21 hours ago
8:45 At this point you can tell the entire budget has already been burned. Animation takes a nose dive and John K forgets how perspective and character positions work.
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BlythePennyBicycle21
BlythePennyBicycle21
1 day ago
An amateur could make a better short film.
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Mega-Drive64
Mega-Drive64
21 hours ago
When you have 1 week to finish your assignment
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MegaPatron
MegaPatron
23 hours ago
i kinda feel sorry for the people who backed this :x
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DJ 3lectrical
DJ 3lectrical
1 day ago
My brain hurts now after watching this.
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Mothman
Mothman
19 hours ago
Notice how 4:06 was just a diet version of that scene in ren and stimpy where ren gets really pissed and lists all the ways hes gonna kill stimpy, like damn john k had all this time and money and on top of animating this rushed garbage couldn't even come up with new material?
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depressed cockroach
depressed cockroach
22 hours ago
what's with all the unneeded camera movements
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Vavavoom
Vavavoom
11 hours ago
3:28 a paid proyect, and used a recicled animated scene (if you didn't see it, the gold can is closed and near to george liquor
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LemynLyme
LemynLyme
1 day ago (edited)
Remember, this took 7 years to make.
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AlexTheMenace
AlexTheMenace
18 hours ago
Wow John K sure showed us. He really did save western animation as we know it. That'll show all those hacks at Disney and Cartoon Network how it's done.
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I Know All
I Know All
8 hours ago
Unironically it's still better animated than those modern Disney or Viacom cartoons.
Exodus Prime
Exodus Prime
18 hours ago
this looks so bad that it makes randy stairs "embers ghost squadron" look like an artwork of the garden of eden
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kanna -p
kanna -p
5 hours ago
Murderer vs. Pedo
Yelloweyeball
Yelloweyeball
13 hours ago
There are people who have done a lot more with less money.
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SY Tang
SY Tang
9 hours ago
There's another cartoon creator on YT, HotDiggedyDemon, who has a similar gross out humor/artstyle as this, except his cartoons are much better because:
1. The jokes/references are actually funny
2. The scenes are fluidly animated and don't drag on
3. They don't take 7 years to come out.
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Hipster Elephant
Hipster Elephant
9 hours ago
I paid only a dollar towards the Kickstarter and I feel ripped off
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Louis Charvill
Louis Charvill
4 hours ago
Also, 480p only? Come on it's (insert current year here.)
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Alex Mint
Alex Mint
1 day ago
Screw John K for taking down the earlier upload. Also, if you gave me $136k I'd get it out on time and looking better than this.
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Ginger Roberts
Ginger Roberts
21 hours ago
What did he do that for?
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Hellish Hybrid
Hellish Hybrid
12 hours ago
@Ginger Roberts
He's trying to sell this trashfire on DVD for $25 fucking bucks. I could get 5 superior movies from a Walmart bargain bin for that price.
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Alex Mint
Alex Mint
8 hours ago
Jeez, $25 for a ten minute short and a couple bonus features?
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Louis Charvill
Louis Charvill
5 hours ago
Jesus Christ! So many dislikes, but from who?
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Asael Polanco
Asael Polanco
3 hours ago (edited)
People are stating that John K. is a sexual harasser and a pedophile.
otdoud
otdoud
5 hours ago
Good lord, look at the hands!!!!!! They switch back from 3 fingers to 4 every scene pretty much!
Galactic Avatar
Galactic Avatar
6 hours ago
One minute of opening credits... DING!
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Myles Fontana
Myles Fontana
11 hours ago
I have been following this trainwreck for years and yet I am still shocked and appualed by this.  I've read the comments here and I am totally behind hating this horrendous piece of filth but I have to add.

Not only was the brand sponsorship in bad taste. But, hear me out. I live in Canada; never heard of Shimmy Shack until today. Now, every time I think of Shimmy Shack. I think of two boys getting belted. John K thinks this is funny and Shimmy Shack is okay being associated with that man and this cartoon. Yikes.
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ugottagroove
ugottagroove
18 hours ago
That sucked and I hated every moment watching it.
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Mochi Man
Mochi Man
2 hours ago
As a reminder the creator for this called avatar and ben 10s dwyane mcduffie era “gay” the latter is what I consider an underrated gem
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Alexdude
Alexdude
7 hours ago
The 2D and CGI here do not flow well together except the scene at 4:06
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Animation is Key
Animation is Key
8 hours ago
Wow. It doesn't surprise me at the fact that this took about 7 years to be finished and it's end product still comes out unfinished. John K. is the most irrelevant and terrible person in animation industry.
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lemons limes
lemons limes
21 hours ago
God the animation is so bad, the timing is all off and poses don't flow naturally into each other. Nothing feels quick and snappy as you'd expect from a cartoon like this not to mention the digital tween and zooms are too floaty. Also its extremely easy to integrate 3D into a 2D animation and the 3D in here feels so out of place and cheap. I'm curious is the last animation made by another animator? Cause it sure feels like it.
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Scout Flake
Scout Flake
10 hours ago
Why would this need to be kickstarted.
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Edgy Eddy
Edgy Eddy
1 day ago
10:34 also watch out for the candy van
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the rocking goomba
the rocking goomba
23 hours ago
I went from drawing terrible Freedom Planet doodles to 900x900 pixel art portraits in less than half of the time that this took to make
there is no excuse for this.
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Mega-Drive64
Mega-Drive64
21 hours ago
The cans look like a PS1 game
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variable2102
variable2102
1 day ago
Holy crap this is sad
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Famardy
Famardy
20 hours ago
People paid money for this crap on Kickstarter?
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Exodus Prime
Exodus Prime
19 hours ago
this litterally looks like babys first animated project from 2006
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AlexTheMenace
AlexTheMenace
18 hours ago
Hi
Joshua Montez
Joshua Montez
6 hours ago
stop telling lies on the internet, sir
Liam Mckeown
Liam Mckeown
9 hours ago
Lmaooo john k never ceases to make me laugh
Trollioli
Trollioli
4 hours ago
I had forgotten all about this.
Dopo Maximus
Dopo Maximus
19 hours ago
He's rusty, and the audio and animation is very messy
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Andrés Galván
Andrés Galván
18 hours ago
This is just...nauseating. Kricfalusi lost it.
J Turner
J Turner
1 day ago
This took 7 years.
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LazloKatamari15
LazloKatamari15
8 hours ago
Wow, this was hard to sit through.  7 years and being found out as a pedo was all worth it, eh John?
Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez
3 hours ago
Took 7 years to make but felt like it took 7 years to watch...
Revoxem
Revoxem
4 hours ago
So this is what happens when you give a perfectionist, child predator 100k dollars and 7 years to animate something.       ...           Yikes.
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Cropsey IF
Cropsey IF
3 hours ago
I bet everyone in this comment section paid to see Endgame.
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ERROR ANONIMO
ERROR ANONIMO
4 hours ago
It somehow got worse by the minute
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Candle
Candle
3 hours ago
Lmao isn't that a track from Castlevania at 8:16?
SamuraiCaveman
SamuraiCaveman
10 hours ago
3:30 the lid is magically back on the can
Jesse 15
Jesse 15
23 hours ago (edited)
This short was way too mean-spirited and disgusting and seemingly for the sake for it. Also this took SEVEN YEARS?
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Justoonstudios
Justoonstudios
1 hour ago
“Assistant to John K”
Arby The Sandwich
Arby The Sandwich
17 hours ago
Well. That happened
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SolarFarle
SolarFarle
17 hours ago
The face.
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Servbot 42
Servbot 42
21 hours ago
Was this edited? I feel like some short parts are missing.
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Nyanpire The Cat
Nyanpire The Cat
20 hours ago
Nope that's actually in the cartoon.
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Matthew awesomeness
Matthew awesomeness
22 hours ago
Does anyone have the unfinished version of this short
Roy C.
Roy C.
20 hours ago
Can't wait for the next John K. Cartoon.
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Asael Polanco
Asael Polanco
5 hours ago (edited)
Yet again, this is not how to do an animated short!

Where to start? The animation may be good, but at the same time, it flows like ass. Also, the CGI doesn't mesh well with the 2D animation! There are also perspective errors, a brief animation note at one frame and even brief flashes (including a frame of an altarnate scene were Cigarettes looks at the can.). The music is always shifting, there are too much sound effects (hell, my cartoons uses little sound effects!), there are too much audio quality shifting, the backgrounds are an eyesore to look at and to add insult to injury, it has talent behind it! That is really sad!

Fuck John K., fuck his style of humor, fuck his animations, fuck his career and fuck his life. Except his characters (including Ren Hoek and Stimpson J. Cat.). He is a child predator, and a sexual harasser that needs to be in jail. And you know what's bad, that working with John Kricfalusi himself is a total nightmare.

Hey everyone, I do cartoons exclusively for Vlare, and doesn't take me crowdfunding and 7 fucking years to finish it! I recommend you shall check them out. They're better and superior than this animated piece of shit.
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depressed cockroach
depressed cockroach
22 hours ago
ALSO IS THAT SPONGEBOB'S MUSIC
OperationFatGuy
OperationFatGuy
2 hours ago
John K. Has been using 50s background music since forever
RobowilOFFICIAL
RobowilOFFICIAL
20 hours ago
This makes Ren Seeks Help (the most hated Ren and Stimpy episode ever) look like a cinematic masterpiece.
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Marcus Bremer
Marcus Bremer
11 hours ago
In no defense of John’s actions as a person, I did find Ren Seeks Help to be a pretty riotous cartoon with good art and gloriously disturbing scenes. This, though, is just some lazy shit that isn’t even funny or impressive in any way except in how absurd and perplexing the whole protracted odyssey towards make this nonsense was.
David Dalziel
David Dalziel
1 day ago
I can take some solace in knowing that the man I hated most probably wasted his money to back this and is currently purchasing the DVD.
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kanna -p
kanna -p
1 day ago
John K sucks but there are tons more people worth hating more than him.
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Hellish Hybrid
Hellish Hybrid
12 hours ago
@kanna -p
Not many. I mean, dude IS a kiddy fiddler after all.
kanna -p
kanna -p
8 hours ago
@Hellish Hybrid true
David Dalziel
David Dalziel
8 hours ago (edited)
@kanna -p I think you're confused. I wasn't saying John K was the man I hated most. I was saying the man I hated most is a huge John K fan. And yeah, there are lots of people in this world worth hating, and for darn good reasons too, but it was personal in that case.

That John K fan made my female classmates cry and have nightmares, got into arguments with classmates with cancer, claimed every art style where a character can't touch the top of their head was worthless, and was a bully of the verbal and cyber kind, the kinds of bullying that's hardest to punish. And he really had it out for me, because I was the first one to tell him to stop being a jerk.
Dan Santander
Dan Santander
2 hours ago
wow that was hot garbage! thanks!
Ignacio Martinez
Ignacio Martinez
12 hours ago
This took the same amount of time as Redline to make.
kanna -p
kanna -p
5 hours ago
And Redline is legit one of the best movies I've ever seen.
Yelloweyeball
Yelloweyeball
11 hours ago (edited)
Fredrick Knudsen should do a Down the Rabbit Hole episode on JohnK sometime down the line (Or another big YouTuber with a similar webseries). I feel like lots of people have made videos about the bizarre stuff that's come out recently, but no one has made one that looked at the entire insanity of JohnK, his complete descent, or all the wierd stuff he's said on his blog. I mean, the video by That Creepy Reading, and the one by Cartoons 101 are both good, but I feel like they just scratch the surface.
Marco Pat
Marco Pat
1 day ago
This is animation is so quality!...if we were in 1994
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Hellish Hybrid
Hellish Hybrid
12 hours ago
I dunno, man, I've seem better animation from 80s cartoons that were only made to sell toy lines.
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Yelloweyeball
Yelloweyeball
11 hours ago
@Hellish HybridOr in Animamiacs. Or by Cal Arts students.
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Brendi Boi
Brendi Boi
15 hours ago (edited)
3:19 and 3:50 what is that music?
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Mr Somebody
Mr Somebody
11 hours ago
This is just pure garbage. John K was never a good animator at all, and Ren and Stimpy was only good because of the other people behind it who actually gave a shit. The style is goddamn disgusting, the animation is amateur at best, everything about this is godawful.
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fg
fg
15 hours ago
Why don't they just take the can outside and dump it out somewhere?
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BlythePennyBicycle21
BlythePennyBicycle21
12 hours ago
The uncle would probably beat the shit out of them.
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Hellish Hybrid
Hellish Hybrid
12 hours ago
@BlythePennyBicycle21
How the fuck would he know? He's not the brightest bulb in the box. Hell, you could just take the top layer of garbage off the trash can, drop it in, then put the garbage back on.
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Allan Buchanan
Allan Buchanan
19 hours ago
I wonder how much money he forced his underage girlfriends to put in?
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Joshua Montez
Joshua Montez
7 hours ago
lel, what are you guys his boss? Who cares how long it took? It was a personal project, people. Most people who put money into it wanted him to take as long as he needed.

This is basically his Eyes Wide Shut. The plebs have been filtered.
flaco
flaco
21 hours ago
I just had this constant grimacing expression on my face the whole time, the pacing was really drawn out and slow for what I think is supposed to be slapstick, the animation was either overdone or just unfinished, the comedy was uncomfortable
The only thing that was good was the Shimmy Shack lady because she's hot
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Ross Orange
Ross Orange
17 hours ago
flaco I really think john would be good at drawing porn cause i’ve fapped to naked beach frenzy
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flaco
flaco
9 hours ago
@Ross Orange understandable
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Ross Orange
Ross Orange
17 hours ago (edited)
I didn’t think the short was as bad as the comments say it was but the audio quality shouldn’t be inconsistent, the camera should stay still, and the animation should flow better. I didn’t think it was funny but I didn’t hate it, it’s way better than APC though
Xhorder66
Xhorder66
8 hours ago
Pretty bad but kind of liked it. Luckily I didn't pay anything.
Dorafan73'
Dorafan73'
11 hours ago (edited)
Why are you Disliking it? Controversy can also happen to other creators too... The voice actor of George has passed away before the short was even completed. +John K. Couldn't find the DVD rights for the short which explains why the short was delayed from the original release.
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Abdullahi Bouraleh
Abdullahi Bouraleh
22 hours ago (edited)
Dang, so many angry comments! I know John K is a perv and a douchebag, but is it really that bad?
I consider this the best cartoon John has written since 1993, in my opinion. Feel free to disagree. I like the storyline and actually laughed several times.


Not that the criticism is uncalled for. I understand if you're disappointed by the wonky animation, but is anyone surprised that John isn't as good as he was 25 years ago? The editing isn't really that great either. This is still 1000 times better than Adult Party Cartoon.


I'm happy I finally got to know the voice actors for Slab and Ernie. Wait, John K isn't George Liquor in this?
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RMaster007
RMaster007
1 day ago
The animation seems cheap at some points, but it's actually not that bad IMO.
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Rachel410
Rachel410
1 day ago
RMaster007 do you think this animation would take 7 whole years though??
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J Turner
J Turner
1 day ago (edited)
@Rachel410 No
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Rachel410
Rachel410
1 day ago
J Turner
Me neither
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I Know All
I Know All
1 day ago
@Rachel410 Art requires patience, lad.
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chicken tenders
chicken tenders
22 hours ago
@I Know All
you can like looney toons fluid animation style and still be smart enough to realize that this short is absolute boring shit
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Rachel410
Rachel410
1 day ago
I Know All I Know All but there has been much better longer animations that didn’t take 7 years. Hell, even some cartoons like amazing world of gumball or spongebob, etc has longer runtime and better animations than this.
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I Know All
I Know All
1 day ago
@Rachel410 That's like your opinion, man. I prefer the more looney tunes type of cartoon animation, but I guess some other people like watered down beer...
Hellish Hybrid
Hellish Hybrid
12 hours ago
@I Know All
Dude, it's a 10 minute cartoon. That should NOT take a team of 10 animators 7 years to produce unless they're drawing every single frame by hand at 60fps and actually hand painting them.
John K is a lazy fuck who could never meet a deadline even when he had the backing of a major studio.
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DapperPlayz
DapperPlayz
1 day ago
It's better animation than what u see on TV nowadays, but that doesnt excuse the fact that it looks severely unfinished and lazily made.
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strang
strang
1 day ago
DapperPlayz Wrong
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Giovanni Dreas
Giovanni Dreas
1 day ago (edited)
The problem is not really the animation, it's really everything else.

There is no structure.
There are no true jokes.
The pace is so slow it kills the entire short.
The concept itself could have benn done way better in like 4 minutes.
Notakin
Notakin
22 hours ago
My honest, unbiased opinion:

This is a descent cartoon. Even though I never paid money for this. I think this can be better. The visuals get a little trippy by moving by itself at times. But everything else is just fine. I think it's a good thing to watch from one of my favorite animators that hasn't gotten any recognition in a long time.
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Ryan Silberman
Ryan Silberman
21 hours ago
"Honest, unbiased"
"One of my favorite animators"
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Yelloweyeball
Yelloweyeball
11 hours ago
This would be a good cartoon if it was self funded, and less people worked on it.
Notakin
Notakin
6 hours ago
@Yelloweyeball yeah true. But unlike anyone else I think it's still fairly good compared to the other shit I've seen. It's kinda a bad move to mix cg with 2d animation. And the fact that the story actually happened in johns childhood. Expect Donald bastard never came in and ate the face, or there was ever a face in a can to begin with. But other things that was wrong with this cartoon is what everyone points out. I still can't wait to see him return for something bigger than an 11 minute short.
I Know All
I Know All
1 day ago
Pretty good, I wouldn't pay much mind to the loony SJW types in the comments, they're only jealous.
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Vaughn Rudy
Vaughn Rudy
21 hours ago
Dude he raped a 13 year old
15
I Know All
I Know All
16 hours ago
@Vaughn Rudy See, this is the social justice warrior nonsense that I'm talking about.
Mothman
Mothman
19 hours ago
You heard it here first folks having good taste in animation and hating pedophiles is SJW now
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I Know All
I Know All
16 hours ago
@Mothman Where's the charges, though? SJW's love to play judge, jury and executioner.
Hellish Hybrid
Hellish Hybrid
12 hours ago (edited)
@I Know All
He admited to his relationships with underage girls. Tried to say he's not responsible because he's bipolar. Seriously, if you can't even be bothered to google things then maybe living isn't for you.
Valentin
Valentin
16 hours ago
you're a fucking idiot dude lmao
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I Know All
I Know All
16 hours ago
@Valentin Stop the player hating, you're only getting browny points from a bunch of MLP watching spergs.
Valentin
Valentin
15 hours ago
@I Know All shut up dork
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I Know All
I Know All
9 hours ago
@Valentin Aren't you missing out on MLP, you diaper wearing man child?
kanna -p
kanna -p
5 hours ago
@I Know All lol nobody watches MLP anymore somebody's projecting
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I Know All
I Know All
5 hours ago
@kanna -p No, it's just a common theme I find with you spergs.
Magnusson
Magnusson
1 hour ago
@I Know All Lol, check out this dude who defends pedophiles. Oy Vey, (((I Know All))).
Do you invite John K. over to your house to fuck your daughter and wife. lmao later faggot
Magnusson
Magnusson
14 hours ago (edited)
I can't even tell what's sarcasm anymore. People defending pedophiles. It's clown world.
Bruh, he slept with a 13 year old. You're not just going to glance over that and act like only crazy people care about that, he's a child rapist.
Some Human Being
Some Human Being
11 minutes ago
Who would send money for this shit? Let alone a pedo?
brushwaterkhan
brushwaterkhan
37 minutes ago (edited)
About time someone upload this
You saved me from sending my money to a psychotic pedo to see this train wreck
doubleAAbatteries689
doubleAAbatteries689
1 hour ago
pedo
adel616
adel616
4 hours ago
All these soi drinking, calarts wannabe students seething lmao, you will never ever be as 1/100 as good as John motherfucking K. This might not be his best, but trust me, its lightyears above whatever you will do in your entire life, failed animators.
filburt roquefort
filburt roquefort
3 hours ago
Shut the fuck up, it sucks.
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Michael J.
Michael J.
5 hours ago
Fuck John K.. Fuck this cartoon. Fuck everything.
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ortega bros.
ortega bros.
5 hours ago
Fuck you john k
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Randy The skeleton
Randy The skeleton
6 hours ago
The fuck John k?!
ChrisWTF
ChrisWTF
10 hours ago
Friendly reminder that John K is an alcoholic pedophile that groomed his underage fans through letters and instant messenger. He doesn't deserve to be in the industry anymore
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I Know All
I Know All
8 hours ago
Where's his conviction, where's his jail sentence? Sounds like you're feeding into the slanderous lies, for your own narcissistic purposes.
Milkymoo
Milkymoo
7 hours ago
@I Know All They're true, dozens of colleagues confirmed it as well as John himself. The reason he isn't arrested is because of the Statute of California
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I Know All
I Know All
6 hours ago
@Milkymoo Are you kidding? Bill Cosby, among others were prosecuted for things done even 50 years ago. Can maybe you witch hunters think up a better excuse?
Milkymoo
Milkymoo
2 hours ago
@I Know All https://statelaws.findlaw.com/california-law/california-civil-statute-of-limitations-laws.html

It can be found here. Even then, he himself admitted to it on a blog post and already can be traced back to other shit like trying to beat up people at animation studios, acting like a rude prick about cartoons before he's even seen them, and being a verbally, emotionally abusive piece of shit who hasn't even made anything that good after Ren and Stimpy. Stop wasting the comment section defending him, he brought it on himself.
Audiobotguy03
Audiobotguy03
17 hours ago (edited)
This is short is shit, except for the voice acting.




That is all I have to say.
Exodus Prime
Exodus Prime
18 hours ago
i like that john k guest starred as the one character he will always be, donald "fucking younglings like catholic priest on bible study wednsdays" bastard
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trewqwert
trewqwert
22 hours ago
Wow. This is shit.
ZakiTaquito3
ZakiTaquito3
1 day ago
Total shit.
Big Bumbo
Big Bumbo
1 day ago
Holy shit this is hot garbage.
Maridia Monroe
Maridia Monroe
1 day ago (edited)
The title doesn't deserve to be on this piece of shit. Cans Without Labels is a cooler name than the "animation" attached to it, and I have to agree with everyone else...why? Why does this abomination of nature exist? How did one man go from Ren and Stimpy...to this?


More importantly, how does Weird Al's video look better than this?! Is it because it's a collaboration? Is it because he can't extort gullible people to work with him?!
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Killerkool99
Killerkool99
1 day ago
It's  like John forgot how to fucking animate in his old age.
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PajamaFrix
PajamaFrix
1 day ago
7 years were spent on this......what the actual shit
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DarkVioletCloud
DarkVioletCloud
1 day ago
It took seven years to make this shit. Astounding.
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Monday, June 24, 2019

Lard Lips Liquor

Comments from leaked YouTube version of Cans Without Labels;  comments copied for posterity 6/23/19 9:13PM eastern.   I didn't copy the like versus dislike count but it was overwhelmingly negative.
comments: 157 Comments . Link had been https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7kVAkGW6M

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Blu John
Blu John
8 minutes ago
Some people backed this....
Well, some people like to spend their money on stupid things. Like that piece of shit Mighty Number 9.
What a waste
AlexTheSavior
AlexTheSavior
23 minutes ago (edited)
The 130,000$ could've been used to have an actual (not stock) music score and increased production/cgi quality that could've been worth the money spent.

But this reeks of old, outdated messy shit with no depth. And it's fucking 2019. I absolutely blame John K for making the final result look like this.
Xavier Monsivais
Xavier Monsivais
31 minutes ago
-Poor sound design
-Poor sound choices
-Repeated/Reused Frames: 1:29 and 3:29
-Horrible Humor
-11 Minutes Long
-John K.'s Passion Project.


I don't know whether to be sad for the old legend who made this, feel that this was expected, or angry that people pledged to this video. It's horrible to watch and boring all together. I would say the animation is what makes the vid, but I don't know what's wrong with it. It looks very, very off to me. Feels like some moments are traditional and others feel like motion tweens. It's such an off mix to me. And the voice overs are fine, would be better if the audio quality was better. But other than that, they're fine. Good work from the voice actors and all.
siskavard
siskavard
34 minutes ago
Everytime a person watches this they lose 7 years off of their life
dead
dead
50 minutes ago (edited)
It looks decent (LOOKS, NOT THE AUDIO )
AxeToday
AxeToday
51 minutes ago
I......feel this is much more a disturbing look into John’s psyche than it is a proper cartoon.
BoxToons
BoxToons
1 hour ago
Someone download this before John K flags ya!
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sonikku956
sonikku956
1 hour ago
This is apparently based on John's childhood. His dad used to buy cans without labels all the time because he was a cheapskate. Makes me wonder if he was physically abusive too.
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Alex Acosta
Alex Acosta
1 hour ago
Buying unlabeled cans sounds pretty disgusting.
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trewqwert
trewqwert
1 hour ago
Take a shot every time an unfitting sound effect plays. Guess what? You’ll be dead before the 2nd min mark.
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Guacamole Nightmare TV
Guacamole Nightmare TV
2 hours ago
Take a shot for every glaring continuity error.
Paradox Messenger
Paradox Messenger
2 hours ago
John K is the VALVe of cartoons, except he has no redeeming qualities.
3
fdrdevotee
fdrdevotee
2 hours ago
That music... it's all stock public domain music. I don't think I heard a single musical sting that I didn't recognize from somewhere else.
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MrQuirkyKirk
MrQuirkyKirk
1 hour ago
It's John K attempting to go "Hey? Remember this from Ren and Stimpy?"

Almost every aspect of the short is like this, attempting a sort of "quality through familiarity," and it always fails.

John K got all his money through the public perception of the "fun-hating executive" known only for cancelling things, and this shows how false that perception is. When an executive, or anyone in show-business says "no" to something, there's always a reason for it. There are more reasons than I can count here.
KarliCartoons
KarliCartoons
3 hours ago
John K is a miserable pedophile piece of shit, and this fact alone will remain infamous among the animation community for years to come.
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Dedenne Cheese
Dedenne Cheese
3 hours ago
Honestly the animation is pretty good, but the fact that all of this took 7 years is fucking unacceptable
2
Teddy Furstman
Teddy Furstman
3 hours ago (edited)
Love Ren and Stimpy but Screw John K for all I care. >:( This Short is terrible! He's a horrible person now.
blujay
blujay
3 hours ago
they finished it
Mitchell Hang
Mitchell Hang
3 hours ago (edited)
I want my 11:14 back
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MyAverageName
MyAverageName
3 hours ago
As much as I love exaggerated cartoons, this is just so overly exaggerated that it hurts to look at.
Gabriel Schleifer
Gabriel Schleifer
3 hours ago
There are, at best, two good shots in this short.


My incomplete SVA thesis film looks better than this.


On the plus side, I'm glad I could watch this without having to give that motherfucker a single dime.
Nathaniel Foga
Nathaniel Foga
3 hours ago
Wasn't the 7 year long wait worth it 😁👌
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Denzel Crocker
Denzel Crocker
4 hours ago
Well now I can understand why Billy West had a terrible experience with John.
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Joshua Salas
Joshua Salas
4 hours ago
Holy shit that was awful. I'm glad I only gave John a buck. Can't believe it took seven years to make this.
Michael Strong
Michael Strong
4 hours ago
I think a character from Ren & Stimpy put it best regarding my thoughts about this short:





No sir, I don't like it.
The G-Wing
The G-Wing
4 hours ago
Wait so is this John's actual YouTube channel?
StarBot
StarBot
2 hours ago
No
The G-Wing
The G-Wing
52 minutes ago
@StarBot good. Just means i can take out vitriol even more
Cory In The Pussy
Cory In The Pussy
5 hours ago
Lol fuck john AND Ren and stimpy
Roney Andrade
Roney Andrade
5 hours ago
Someone said that most youtubers could do something better a million times fater well that person was not that far off.
He took 7 years to this shit and if we divide 7 years by 10 000 we get  153 days. Think about how pathetic that is.
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Tabascofanatikerin
Tabascofanatikerin
5 hours ago
Wow....just wow....
First the good stuff: Robyn Byrd's and Katie Rice's names aren't in the credits (good for them!) and I did not pay a single cent for this crap.
The bad stuff? Everything else. What the heck?
I had more joy by watching that "Goddamn George Liquor Program" thingy and that was a flash movie and not taking many years (I guess) and the cash of supporters.

John K., again, shot himself in the foot by somehow making this mess. He had potential but looking at his newest work (come on, amateur animators everywhere make better stuff faster!), his puzzling unreliability and at his revealed desire for and manipulation of teenage girls just hurts and would make me stay faaaaaaar away from John K. if I was a producer looking for cartoonists making cartoons for me. Seriously.
Riley O' Riley
Riley O' Riley
5 hours ago
People are disliking this even though John K. wasn't even the one that posted it.
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MrQuirkyKirk
MrQuirkyKirk
1 hour ago
It's to reflect the quality of the short.
1
Xord
Xord
1 hour ago
the uploader probably doesn't care since they insulted it in the description
tank butt
tank butt
5 hours ago
I watched this while taking a shit and i lost the urge to shit


I have felt such a horrible thing ever.


I don't wish the same fate on anyone
Tricia S.
Tricia S.
5 hours ago
Too many spongebob sound effects, really bad animation and quality, lots of cussing, this is plain terrible
1
SSEmery
SSEmery
2 hours ago
SpongeBob sound effects?
Tricia S.
Tricia S.
1 hour ago
@SSEmery Yeah
Mayor Mcchesse
Mayor Mcchesse
1 hour ago
ya know that none of those sfx was made specifically for spongebob right?
Tricia S.
Tricia S.
28 minutes ago
@Mayor Mcchesse Oh. OOF
Isaiah Productions
Isaiah Productions
5 hours ago
So bad, just awful

jesus christ
being of habits
being of habits
5 hours ago
Oh, gosh. I can't even force myself to give it a try. The "camera" is done sooo freaking wrong, so I can't focus on everything else
1
Neil The Memer
Neil The Memer
5 hours ago
This had potential at times, the cat scene nearly had me cracking up. But God, everything else...
2
JasonJacksonJames
JasonJacksonJames
5 hours ago
wtf this was an ad for shimmy shack all along ????
Mio Man X
Mio Man X
5 hours ago
Seven years and $136,723 later:
Horrible audio splicing, jerky awful animation, amateur camera angles, backgrounds that STILL look unfinished, and not a single joke lands.
Absolutely fucking unbelievable.
1
Sour Birdy
Sour Birdy
5 hours ago
Some of this is good simply for that John K style of writing and animation, but most of it just stinks. The biggest problem is how awful the camera angles are, its always just moving and sliding all over the shots, and paired with how some animations are done, just screams "THIS IS FLASH!". It's also more jarring comparing this to the rough animation which had better shots and coloring.


8:44 is probably the biggest showcase of all these problems.
Toon4Thought
Toon4Thought
5 hours ago
Nah, 9:38 is the worst.
Eska Moe
Eska Moe
5 hours ago
What was with that Shimmy Shack thing at the end? Is it a real thing? It had nothing to do with the short and came out of nowhere
2
spud25
spud25
1 hour ago
I feel like he tried to do a callback to ren & stimpy how’d there be fake ads after an episode except with ren and stimpy you’d know it was fake and was actually funny
1
Eska Moe
Eska Moe
55 minutes ago
spud25 Just looked it up, apparently it’s a real thing that’s been going on in Michigan for a few years now (makes sense considering how long it took for this trash heap of a cartoon to be finished) John K designed the mascot and for some reason decided to place an ad for it in a $25 dvd that only ten people and a bunch of disappointed Kickstarter backers will own. The place gets good reviews though
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Connor Hos
Connor Hos
5 hours ago
There's some cool visual ideas in this but the shitty pacing and camera make this physically unwatchable.
10
BoxToons
BoxToons
1 hour ago
I agree, it even had cool shapes, facial movements, and color transitions every now and then. But the writing is bare bones at best! Plus the gags dragged on too long lol
1
Tabascofanatikerin
Tabascofanatikerin
5 hours ago
Not to mention the unnecessary and ugly 3D inputs.
Guacamole Nightmare TV
Guacamole Nightmare TV
6 hours ago
This short is extremely over animated yet motionless and lazy at the same time somehow.
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Eska Moe
Eska Moe
6 hours ago
The child molesting mofo finally finished it


and this is what we got
red lobster cheese biscuits
red lobster cheese biscuits
6 hours ago
lol loser spent 7 years making this garbo cmon slowpoke quit wasting time and just go to jail already
Jeeper
Jeeper
6 hours ago
Good lord this is awful.
Luigi Epic
Luigi Epic
6 hours ago
I didn’t even laugh once and he spent SEVEN YEARS on this?
1
ChrisTehMii
ChrisTehMii
6 hours ago
John K was never caught...
3
Sausage
Sausage
6 hours ago
Damn you can really see the production value in this
Connor 64
Connor 64
6 hours ago (edited)
140,000 dollars.
2
RyGuy900The2nd
RyGuy900The2nd
6 hours ago
No refunds
Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez
7 hours ago (edited)
For 25+ years, John K. has espoused that meddling executives are the only reason he couldn't succeed in Hollywood. He was fired from Ren and Stimpy because of executives, and all of his projects have gone down in flames because of executives.

He gets almost 150 grand to make a cartoon, directly from the fans, WITH NO EXECUTIVES WHATSOEVER, and this is what we get.

As I said elsewhere, if Bob Camp did a kickstarter, it would have been finished on time and actually been good.
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Cup Døødles
Cup Døødles
7 hours ago
To all the 3,562 ppl who supported this clown, you have my condolences.
15
Julia 713
Julia 713
7 hours ago (edited)
Most animation YouTubers can do a million times better with a quarter of the budget and crew members, and could get it out a million times faster


On a side note the camera movements/animation itself and its timing pisses me off
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The Real Eh See
The Real Eh See
7 hours ago (edited)
To everybody that pledged their hard-earned money to support a unfinished, pathetic, poorly-made piece of shit made by a Fucking Predator, my heart go out to all of you....

I hope to god that this is the last we see of Micheal John Kricfalusi.
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Juan44444 Gomez4444
Juan44444 Gomez4444
6 hours ago
Did it not worth the wait not worth it I to worth it Star online 2
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TappyTheTapster
TappyTheTapster
7 hours ago
Where's the comedy?
2
Pleo, The crap artist
Pleo, The crap artist
7 hours ago
I’m sorry this took, HOW MANY years?
1
S.Y.U.20
S.Y.U.20
7 hours ago
The art style and character animation look great, but that's about it.
3
Julia 713
Julia 713
7 hours ago (edited)
I actually think the character animation goes waaaayy too overboard , if it was dialed back a little it would look great
5
PappyWappy43
PappyWappy43
7 hours ago
What's funny about daddy issues?
4
tank butt
tank butt
5 hours ago
J k would rather make shitty cartoons then work on thoae issues
1
Sammy Boy
Sammy Boy
7 hours ago
I....guess I can see why longtime fans of Ren and Stimpy would enjoy this, but it's not my cup of tea.
Toon4Thought
Toon4Thought
7 hours ago
I think even that's a massive stretch.
5
spud25
spud25
1 hour ago
I love ren & stimpy, even the post spumco episodes and this is utter dog shit
Juan44444 Gomez4444
Juan44444 Gomez4444
8 hours ago
It is not worth the wait  trash garbage
TheCartoonZone
TheCartoonZone
8 hours ago
Let's see...
>Timing feels a bit off compared to the unfinished version
>the animation doesnt look like 7 years worth of work
>The coloring randomly changes for no apparent reason
>The camera is going fucking bananas, I think John molested it before shooting the film
>This is what 100k dollars went to
There's web animators that have made much better stuff in a shorter amount of time with little to no money.

Seriously though, watch the unfinished cut. If is way better than this. Such a shame.
1
Raybanjo
Raybanjo
8 hours ago
Everyone, pirate the hell out of this.  Please. Dont give John K a fucking cent. He's a pedo.
2
Bitmap Studios
Bitmap Studios
8 hours ago
Wow, this sucks ass
PowerLoud Girl
PowerLoud Girl
8 hours ago
My deepest and sincerest apologies to everyone who backed this travesty.
20
Raidon Chrome
Raidon Chrome
8 hours ago
You guys are ripping on that cartoon, but it is really good and well animated, I'm glad it exists
2
NicDoesDumbThings
NicDoesDumbThings
8 hours ago
Are you blind by any chance
4
Raidon Chrome
Raidon Chrome
7 hours ago
@NicDoesDumbThings You tell me where else do you get this style of animation where most frames are manually drawn without using Flash or similar stuff to articulate
1
Spark-Flow Studios
Spark-Flow Studios
6 hours ago
@Raidon Chrome The Mighty B, Spongebob, Storycorps, or any animation house with people who worked on Ren & Stimpy and still work in the industry.
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Spark-Flow Studios
Spark-Flow Studios
6 hours ago
And I can PROMISE you there are frames being moved automatically in this.
TAR HEAD
TAR HEAD
9 hours ago
Caca
2
Hex
Hex
9 hours ago
How did someone manage to make a cartoon with no comedic timing what so ever?
12
spud25
spud25
1 hour ago
He also missed an oppurtunity to add something that would be half funny where the face turned out to be their reflections
2
BoxToons
BoxToons
2 hours ago
Hex by dragging on the gags for far too long that’s how.
1
Duke Mations
Duke Mations
9 hours ago
Can someone tell me what’s with the hate? I never heard of this kick starter in project
1
Grand MasterBox
Grand MasterBox
9 hours ago (edited)
This was a project started back in 2012, by a "professional" animator known as john K. He recieved 136,000 dollars on kickstarter to make this short 11 minute cartoon and took 7 years to do it.

If you know anything about animation, you would know that this money would warrant animation 10 times better than this, and would've taken less than 7 years, for a cartoon that's literally 11 minutes long, which is around the length of like 2 good sized flash animations.

John K literally just took people's money, and then lazily put together a cartoon so he couldn't get sued by his backers. It was a scam and a half by an animator who's notorious for making excuses for his laziness.

For 7 years of work it looks like something a college animation student could whip up in about 6 months
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Duke Mations
Duke Mations
9 hours ago
Grand MasterBox Ok. This dude is a Fucking asshole.
2
Jacob Hewett
Jacob Hewett
6 hours ago
Duke Mations He's also an admitted pedophile
1
Spartan Dash
Spartan Dash
9 hours ago
starving african B A B I E S
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PatriZio Leonardo Risco Chero
PatriZio Leonardo Risco Chero
7 hours ago
John K's tralala stands up
lb8068
lb8068
9 hours ago
Fucking what
Miguel Contreras
Miguel Contreras
9 hours ago
People did better shit than this in newgrounds over a decade ago FOR FREE
19
FrilledMayfly
FrilledMayfly
10 hours ago
Thanks, this is an insult to animation
22
David Gromak
David Gromak
2 hours ago
FrilledMayfly I think this dethroned The Emoji Movie as an insult to animation.
BlythePennyBicycle21
BlythePennyBicycle21
10 hours ago
This is terrible. If I could, I would give everyone their money back.
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Juan44444 Gomez4444
Juan44444 Gomez4444
7 hours ago
I need to send it to DJ slope send it to Kickstarter scanner
Red Joestar
Red Joestar
10 hours ago
Okay... We all waited 7 years for it.
And this... This is what we got.



Fuck Off, John K!.
Derpy McSquire
Derpy McSquire
10 hours ago (edited)
Wow that was painful
Toon4Thought
Toon4Thought
11 hours ago
BTW I want to also point out that John copyright claimed every existing copy of the... let's call it a "workprint".


He does have a right to do that, but still.
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Oni Puck
Oni Puck
11 hours ago
This was painful to sit through.
There didn't seem to be any quality control, and the actual story was the worst kind of gross-out humor, bland.
8
Toon4Thought
Toon4Thought
11 hours ago
What the hell is up with the camera? Did someone use Sony Vegas's stabilization tool on this?


At least in the unfinished cut, there was legitimate control in that aspect. Here, I think I'm suffering from sensory overload.
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Fernie Fernandez
Fernie Fernandez
10 hours ago
It was done by ToonBoom.
Toon4Thought
Toon4Thought
10 hours ago
@Fernie Fernandez Actually, according to the opening credits, this was edited in After Effects.
Rainbow Doodler209
Rainbow Doodler209
12 hours ago (edited)
7 years was wasted onto this...and it still looks bad too.
Shell Shock
Shell Shock
12 hours ago
when something is so bad it becomes modern art
2
DeMoN
DeMoN
12 hours ago
5:05 all my thoughts about this movie
1
Ilya Bolgorodov
Ilya Bolgorodov
12 hours ago
Wow, I literally can see every cent!
13
Julia 713
Julia 713
7 hours ago
Heh, can
5
Love Train
Love Train
13 hours ago
Cans without labels took seven years to be made, seven years, that half a decade plus two
IT BROKE NEW  GROUND
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Toon4Thought
Toon4Thought
11 hours ago
I think even the Thief and the Cobbler made more progress in that time.
Fernie Fernandez
Fernie Fernandez
10 hours ago
Toon4Thought Not unless you add controversy to that...
Pasteloween
Pasteloween
13 hours ago
What the FUCK
Chuckles 2
Chuckles 2
13 hours ago
7 Y E A R S
7
Red Joestar
Red Joestar
10 hours ago
I hate every single second of this...
1
axiler joshep garcia cruz
axiler joshep garcia cruz
13 hours ago
Está horrible y no en el buen seentido de como era ren y stimpi
3
Red Joestar
Red Joestar
10 hours ago
Nos hizo esperar 7 años por esta cosa.
Ni la liga Kalos me decepcionó tanto. Digo, al menos eso sí se veía bien.
Dorkymations #
Dorkymations #
14 hours ago (edited)
The other cans have John's child pornography
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viikstinnian
viikstinnian
15 hours ago
This is so bad it's good. Fucking awful
1
Suspicious Cactus
Suspicious Cactus
17 hours ago
I like the completely recycled shot at 3:29
9
Julia 713
Julia 713
7 hours ago
Especially since This short had over $136,000 behind it
1
GiantPurpleCat
GiantPurpleCat
17 hours ago
The camera and the backgrounds moved around as much as the characters did and it made this even more annoying to watch.
21
Toon4Thought
Toon4Thought
11 hours ago
Pretty sure I got sensory overload from watching this.
2
Fernie Fernandez
Fernie Fernandez
10 hours ago
GiantPurpleCat You should thank the ToonBoom program for that...
Rose Echidna
Rose Echidna
17 hours ago
Jesus Christ
1
jojogggh
jojogggh
18 hours ago
Did... Did this take 7 YEARS TO MAKE?!?!?!
13
corbenfan84
corbenfan84
18 hours ago
7 years and money wasted on this shit?
1
Mr. Good Boi
Mr. Good Boi
18 hours ago
Now sit back and think about how 6 years were wasted on this rushed looking, swervy camera, choppily animated piece of ass. Then think about how 100,000 dollars were spent on this shit. This only proves John K. is one of the biggest hacks in animation.
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KnightofFunnyJunk
KnightofFunnyJunk
18 hours ago
>And all my wonderful donors on Kickstarter the same donors I was deliberately ripping off for years on end until you threatened me to refund all the money I wasn't spending on the animation and was instead wasting it on porn

John K your end result does not constitute the amount of bullshit that went into this project not only is the end result underwhelming it's almost embarrassing you thought you could almost get away with this with absolutely no negative reprecussions of your actions
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depressed cockroach
depressed cockroach
18 hours ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Dylan M Cartoonell
Dylan M Cartoonell
19 hours ago
HOLD STILL!!! WHY WONT THIS FUCKING CAMERA HOLD STILL?!
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Granle
Granle
19 hours ago
Definitely 7 years worth the wait guys
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ChrisTehMii
ChrisTehMii
6 hours ago
Hi
Alexander Clam Bell
Alexander Clam Bell
20 hours ago
This looks like actual shit
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Diego Altieres
Diego Altieres
20 hours ago
OMG that is sooooo wrong
Isaiah A.
Isaiah A.
20 hours ago
3,562 pledgers were molested to make this, poor people
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Cartoon Fluffle
Cartoon Fluffle
11 hours ago
Isaiah A. This was awful
C. Marion Green
C. Marion Green
20 hours ago (edited)
Somebody's career took a serious nosedive.
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Grand MasterBox
Grand MasterBox
20 hours ago
Oh, sick flash animation bro! I bet it took months to make! 


Fucking john k
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Blevins Entertainment
Blevins Entertainment
20 hours ago
mega ouch
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BrandaBob
BrandaBob
20 hours ago
Cans Without Dignity
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SuperSpindasher1991
SuperSpindasher1991
21 hours ago
The fuck did I just watch?
TrustyCranberry
TrustyCranberry
21 hours ago
True art.
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BoxToons
BoxToons
1 hour ago
TrustyCranberry you’re not wrong
orangetag001
orangetag001
22 hours ago
That was absolutely terrible. This Kickstarter launched in 2012.
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Fernie Fernandez
Fernie Fernandez
22 hours ago
I guess refurbishing and correcting the tone didn't work after all...!
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Fernie Fernandez
Fernie Fernandez
4 hours ago
Political Correctness...if that is to people now...!
Rothur The Paladin
Rothur The Paladin
22 hours ago (edited)
People paid for this.
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SuperSpindasher1991
SuperSpindasher1991
20 hours ago
Why do people still support John K in general? Are they as psycho as he is or just wanting to jerk it to nostalgia?
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Fernie Fernandez
Fernie Fernandez
20 hours ago
SuperSpindasher1991 I believe the payment was over before his secrets was exposed...
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Griff
Griff
22 hours ago
how many kids did john rape for this
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Grindhouse Radio
Grindhouse Radio
22 hours ago
3,562 backers pledged $136,723 to help bring this project to life." -Cans without Labels Kickstarter page
Let that sink in everyobdy
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Donnie Huynh
Donnie Huynh
22 hours ago
What the heck was that?
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AlexTheSavior
AlexTheSavior
29 minutes ago
5:07 "